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  1. JackassTales

    JackassTales Porn Star

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    CAKE...OKAY
    Jumper...NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

    HAPPY B'DAY JAYNE
     
  2. JayneyRedd

    JayneyRedd Porn Star

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    LOL Thank you, Jack - who mentioned jumper though? :confused: Not me! :eek: :laughing:
     
  3. JackassTales

    JackassTales Porn Star

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    Sorry, but 'jumper' was the name I gave to the muscle-bound man jumping out of the cake! NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL!!!
     
  4. JayneyRedd

    JayneyRedd Porn Star

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    :eek:

    Ah! I understand now! Maybe not attractive to you, sweetie.... I thought he was quite nice ;)
     
  5. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    Lol that made me remember an episode of Father Ted - when Mrs Dyle bakes a cake with a sweater/jumper in it :excited:
     
  6. JayneyRedd

    JayneyRedd Porn Star

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    Oh, I used to like that show - she was funny - "G'wan g'wan g'wan, ye will, ye will, ye will." :excited:

    If it never aired in the US it was a very funny comedy show over here in the 90's.
     
  7. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    And you can't finish your story if you're here in the library. Get to your office, young lady, and keep writing!
     
  8. Daddycums

    Daddycums Porn Star

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    I don't know. I find libraries to be a nice, quiet place to write.

    Of course, in this library it's too easy to get distracted by the artwork on the walls.;)
     
  9. JayneyRedd

    JayneyRedd Porn Star

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    Ooooh-errrr! :eek: Yes, sorry Mum!

    I feel like I'm thirteen years old all over again and being sent to my room to finish my homework! :eek:





    ;) I'm doing my best, my characters have all ended up where I intended them to be, except for Angelique, who is still naked apart from her stockings and shoes, and is alone in a room with five horny men who have all just taken Viagra!

    :eek:
     
  10. JayneyRedd

    JayneyRedd Porn Star

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    By the way, feeling like I'm thirteen all over again would involve me being transported back in time by two decades - before anyone points the finger at my being underage :roll:
     
  11. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    At last my characters are horizontal, but not in the way you might think :excited:
     
  12. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Keep typing, ladies, keep typing!!!!!
     
  13. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    Yeah, ladies--get back to pecking about peckers! ;)


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  14. JackassTales

    JackassTales Porn Star

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    Sorry Hon, but you can't un-ring that thirteen-yr-old bell!
    Wanna cum out and play?
     
  15. JayneyRedd

    JayneyRedd Porn Star

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    LOL :excited:

    You're very naughty, Jack! :eek:

    I'm glad I didn't know you when I was a schoolgirl. Who knows what might have happened :eek:

    ;):p:p:p:rose::kiss:
     
  16. donb9033

    donb9033 Porn Star

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    Whether or not you know it, Jack, that is one of those comments that should just make your day.
     
  17. JackassTales

    JackassTales Porn Star

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    Sorry to be crude, sexually-playful Miss Jayne, but had I known you as a teen, you would have been walking around bowlegged most of the time because of the soreness between your legs!:kiss::kiss::kiss:As for me, I would have walked around with a perpetual grin on my face and a horny dick in my pants!


    Made my day, my night, and my next day too!!!
     
  18. JayneyRedd

    JayneyRedd Porn Star

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    ;):excited:



    I'm sure that you would've taught the teenage Jayney some valuable lessons, Jack! :p



    The thought of it has made me smile, and I'm sure it's done the same for you, sweetie! :kiss:
     
  19. crackedjaguar

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    Found this amusing*not_secure_link*i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb261/HHMACHSHOP/Mortor-1.gif
     
  20. crackedjaguar

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